STANDS 7.9 INCHES TALL - The perfect height to catch the eye of the nosy neighbors
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Let me tell you about my new garden gnome, the Stone Cold Hitman! Standing tall at 7.9 inches, this fellow is the perfect height to keep an eye on any nosy neighbors. I must admit, the first time I saw him, his fierce expression had me wondering if he was really up to ‘his mission.’ But after getting to know him, I can attest that he’s a charming addition to my lawn.

The all-black outfit gives him a stealthy, professional look – just like any decent hitman would dress. And the best part? This gnome is waterproof! Whether it rains or the sprinklers decide to spray unexpectedly, he’ll withstand it all. No need to worry about taking him inside during storms.

What impressed me even more was the UV-resistance. I live in a sunny area, and I was worried that the color might fade or peel over time. But this gnome holds up beautifully! The color remains vibrant, and there’s no sign of wear or tear despite being exposed to the elements daily.

In conclusion, if you’re looking for a unique lawn ornament that adds a touch of humor and style to your yard, I highly recommend the Stone Cold Hitman. He’s not just a gnome – he’s a conversation starter, a weather-resistant companion, and a garden accessory that truly stands out!

  • STONE COLD HITMAN – If you could see his eyes, you’d know he’s intent on his missionto annihilate the smack talk of the neighbors!
  • STANDS 7.9 INCHES TALL – The perfect height to catch the eye of the nosy neighbors
  • ALL BLACK – Like any decent hitman dresses
  • WATERPROOF – Will withstand any amount of rain or water from sprinklers
  • UV-RESISTANT – The color won’t fade or peel

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